Ok, so spamming is evil and horrible, and anyone who partakes in it should be dragged out and beaten with a baseball bat covered in flesh-eating fire ants. But today I found this in my inbox, and I have to just take a moment to show the world how brilliant (and hilarious) this piece of spam is:
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You have to hand it to this guy (or gal; don’t let it be said I am sexist about my slimy slimebags). This is by far the greatest piece of phishing spam I have ever seen. I mean, it has it all – the White House banner, the FBI address, ROBERT MUELLER. The person who made this is by far the most ambitious spammer in the field. But the piece de resistance has to be the final note at the bottom of the email, warning the recipient about email imposters!
Bravo, slimy email spammer. Though one note for next time: the FBI probably doesn’t use “gmail.”